MADness

Apr 20
tomhanksy:

Jonah Chill. Portland, OR.

tomhanksy:

Jonah Chill. Portland, OR.

Apr 19
Apr 17
Apr 17
Apr 15
tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

Apr 15
Apr 15

Everything is sobriety and everything hurts

Apr 12
tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Apr 11
Apr 09

Idea for a two-volume book series:

raptorific:

raptorific:

Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep

Book two: the same exact story, except this time it’s being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying “are you fucking kidding me” when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

Getting a lot of comments on this like “Oh, shitting on the unpopular kids, that’s NEVER been done before, what a GREAT idea, and write a book about the POOR ADULTS who have to deal with them but can’t legally call them out on the fact that they’re being dicks to the other students say shitty demeaning things to them” That’s an amalgam of many comments, but they all pretty much boil down to that. 

Let me clarify a few things:

There are kids who are unpopular for no reason, and kids who have a very good reason for being unpopular. In the case of these kids, they’re unpopular because they’re pretentious assholes who always go on about how they’re better than the other kids, and nobody wants to hang around with people who are constantly saying you can’t be a good person unless you like reading more than partying and the Beatles more than Nicki Minaj.

If they weren’t vocally and harshly judging all of their peers, their peers probably wouldn’t hate them. Now, that’s not to say that there isn’t a lot of unwarranted hostility in adolescent communities. In fact, that’s part of the problem.

The kids described above are, unprovoked, hostile to the other kids and are met with an equivalent level of hostility in return, at which point they claim to be the innocent victims in the situation, wondering why they don’t fit in and lamenting their status as an outcast, despite the fact that the only reason they’re an outcast is that their comments have systematically alienated everyone except the few people in their life as judgmental as they are. 

And believe me, I’ve been bullied by teachers, I’ve been demeaned by teachers, I’ve even been threatened by teachers. However, there is a big difference between a teacher bullying a student and a teacher telling a student that their holier-than-thou attitude is pretentious, judgmental, ignorant, and rude to the other students and needs to stop

It is also not at all out-of-the-ordinary for a teacher to be frustrated with the fact that they are forced to take responsibility for a group of bullies who refuse to acknowledge that they’re bullies, and whose parents will have the teacher fired if they do anything about the constant verbal attacks they’re hurling at the other students. 

My mother was a teacher. My grandfather was a teacher. My sister is a teacher. Many of my friends are teachers. I’ve studied pedagogy pretty extensively, and even taught the occasional class myself. 

These students are the bane of a teacher’s existence. These aren’t kids who are constantly getting shit thrown their way for no reason. They aren’t poor, blameless victims who were just going about their lives when the mean-old-rest-of-the-school decided to hate them because they’re not a cheerleader or a football player. Granted, those kids do exist, but they’re not the ones I’m talking about.

These are kids who are great at dishing it out, but can’t handle taking their medicine when someone tells them they’re being a dick, and who need to be told that their words and actions have consequences for other people so that they can learn when their opinions are wanted or warranted, and when they should keep their mouth shut and let other people live their lives. 

UPDATE: Required reading is that episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon goes back to her class reunion and finds out that everyone was actually initially really willing to be her friend, and that the only reason people started avoiding her and refusing to spend time with her is because she was a merciless bully. Just… go watch that 30 Rock episode please…

fucking brilliant

Apr 09

I just want to eat some pussy

Apr 09
Apr 09

mydrunkkitchen:

fandomsandfeminism:

sammymontoya:

bluberryjelly:

chubbycartwheels:

cwnerd12:

digeny:

takebacktheyuri:

Whaaaaa??? Lesbians can live past 17??? OUTLANDISH

it’s a trailer for a really great movie pls watch it oh my gosh

omg that looks so sweet

Tears

BWAAAAAAAA old love ;u;

i was expecting something sad from the comments buT THAT WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD

I’m gunna cry. 

BRB GOTTA GO AND SOB QUIETLY FOR A MO

I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS MOVIE

Apr 08

moniquill:

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.

Apr 06

mix cd i’m gonna make later

thurston-4-moore:

Coded Language - Saul Williams

Hell of A Life - Kanye West

Splash 1 - 13th Floor Elevators

Go Fish - Bettie Cola

Laura - Bat For Lashes

Lost Boys and Girls - Dum Dum Girls

Coffee and a Cigarette - FOX

Forever - HAIM

Gods and Monsters - Lana Del Rey

Million Dollar Bills - Lorde

Age of Consent - New Order

Losing You - Solange

Rattlesnake - St. Vincent

Strange Attraction - DIANA

Hollow Bedroom - Waxahatchee

Educated - Femme

Rapture - Blondie

Walk in The Park - Beach House

Runaway - Kanye West